Personal chopped and model

I am a moonlighter. Life is unfair. Sometimes so work much, you do not have time for anything, other times you are boring with nothing to do.Less than 2 month ago I was crying because I did not have a job to pay Spanish classes, now I have 4 jobs and money but I do not have time to study. Cochina Vida.

I have got a new job

It seems that my cleaning days are finishing. I am a writer on demand now. Ms Racho has offered me to collaborate in her shop. She saw my poem and she thought that it was perfect for her Tshirt. She told me I had a cuerpo serrano,  and she had a new proposal. Will I turn up a rich pig? will I go back to the magnifience times of my ancestors?

Here it goes my new work. (It is harder when you write on demand and not because your muse is inspiring you, but money is money.? I need this job, so please help before I send it to Ms Racho.)

Dressed to clean

Amazing, I feel like Rambo against untidiness. Ready to hem in it in four steps, 15 minutes a day and that is it. Mengana´s pigpen will be looking like an interior decorating magazine house. Well.., I guess Rambo would not look too good in those photos.

You can not say I do not take matters seriously/ Que no se diga que no me tomo las cosas en serio

The thing. It is impossible to make a living from "ham" sessions. I will have to achieve excellence in tidying and cleaning. And I am doing my research.

Pigs´ Mith /El mito de los cerdos

It is a mith that we are filthy, the pigs. We love mud, it is true.And sometimes we do not smell very well (but that is more about proper facilities, not us). I am saying all this because I am fed up with what people use to say about our race and it is my intention to clean off our name.